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Beforgy

The preparation before some kind of big kick-ass event. Kind of like tailgating. Can be applied to pre-gaming a party or a...well...orgy.
Dude 1: Hey, are you goin' to the soccer game today? I hear it's at 7.
Dude 2: No bra! I'm goin' to the beforgy at Brian's. It starts at 6 and there's guaranteed to be lot's of shitty vodka and slutty freshman girls.
Dude 1: Man I'm there like mohair.
by Badfinger42 March 10, 2010
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Beforedom

The feeling you get when you realize that what you are about to do will make you extremely bored.

The state of realizing boredom is imminent.

I.e. Before you are bored.
Walking into a slow night at work...

Danny: Dude, I just got hit by a huge wave of beforedom.

John: What do you mean?

Danny: How are we going to feel tonight work?

John: Bore.... oh.
John: Me too.
by JollyRogerBAzuls;) September 5, 2010
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boofro

when you fro cuz u showered the night before, slept on your hair, and you wake up, and can't do anything about it, so you say "oh boo", cuz you keep it PG. hence, you have a boofro.
Went to the party last night, but didn't get any cuz I had a boofro.
by dabear29 April 9, 2011
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beforeman

A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.
Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
by LarryBobby May 22, 2014
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Beformance

Someone who has rushed to the theater on opening weekend to see the latest flick. Then acts out, in annoying detail, all of the best highlights of a movie before you've actually seen it. Giving away the plot and virtually every good part of the movie... ruining it for you.
Did you see Michael giving a beformance of the new Planet Of The Apes movie? What an ass! Thanks for blowing it for me... loser!
by AdGuy August 25, 2014
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Bofo

Levei uma facada no bofo
I got stabbed in the belly
by LinhaSintra January 15, 2018
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booral

It's the roundest part in the boys private part. The Booral Master Mr. Benavidas loves to touch them. He has the roundest booral in Korea International School. Joseph has the smallest booral in our school because he is short. People loves to jack off when they look at other peoples booral in the Sauna, that's why boys booral grows a centimeter a day. American people call them ballsacks. They are even what people like to play with. Boys smack each other and start suffering. This is a fun toy to play with and can make you suffer a lot. This can cause booral cancer. This is why we should keep it clean and safe. If we don't then Jeonha will come and rape you. WATCH OUT. Even Terrence Tong will come and grapple you. He is the best grappler among the teachers.
Nathan slapped Dows balls. Dow is suffering a lot. Is he going to get booral cancer?
Boys and Girls are jealous of Tongs booral because it is very big and doesn't hurt even though you hit it.
Terrence Tong made Oliver Han get booral cancer.
by BURAL.LOVER February 10, 2018
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