Beforgy

The preparation before some kind of big kick-ass event. Kind of like tailgating. Can be applied to pre-gaming a party or a...well...orgy.

Dude 1: Hey, are you goin' to the soccer game today? I hear it's at 7.
Dude 2: No bra! I'm goin' to the beforgy at Brian's. It starts at 6 and there's guaranteed to be lot's of shitty vodka and slutty freshman girls.
Dude 1: Man I'm there like mohair.

by Badfinger42 March 10, 2010

Beforgasm

Any powerful sensation of pleasure achieved before orgasm, especially during befornication. Could technically happen anywhere at anytime.

Alternate definition, a premature ejaculation. Perhaps experienced at a beforgy.

Girl 1: So how was Steve last night?
Girl 2: Oh he's so easy to please. I sucked on his ear for a second and you'd swear he had a beforgasm.

by tedophile March 10, 2010

Beforgeous

An adjective describing someone prior to an event that made them ugly.

She was beforgeous the excavator accident.

by guitartth January 13, 2026