beforeman

A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.

Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.

beforeman by LarryBobby May 22, 2014

Beforemath 

The time leading up to a catasrophic event.

The beforemath of the BP oil spill gave us many clues that this disaster was eminent.

Beforemath by The Amalamps June 23, 2010

beforeantine 

The time before quarantine.

I used to go to to restaurants beforeantine. The quarantine really sucks and I wish it were over.

beforeantine by keyofcmajor April 26, 2020

beforewards 

similar to afterwards, but its before

i'll meet you at your place beforewards

beforewards by Nancy Bancy November 13, 2005

beforehand 

Just an excuse not to say "beforewards".

after --> afterwards
before --> beforehand???

beforehand by undfined April 24, 2019

beforehand 

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:

I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.

beforehand by Achint April 26, 2006

Befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl 

a hobbit painting a portrait of a nudist in a hot air balloon while skyping with an avatar and drinking a fresca

I wanted to go to the county fair, but a befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl had landed near the entrance and had caused a major blockade.

Befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl by Madisunshine February 27, 2010