Beformance

Someone who has rushed to the theater on opening weekend to see the latest flick. Then acts out, in annoying detail, all of the best highlights of a movie before you've actually seen it. Giving away the plot and virtually every good part of the movie... ruining it for you.

Did you see Michael giving a beformance of the new Planet Of The Apes movie? What an ass! Thanks for blowing it for me... loser!

by AdGuy August 25, 2014

Beermance

Having a Romance with Beer.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.

I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.

by By Grunt February 7, 2010

The Peymar Peformance

The Peymar Peformance, an act in which typically peformed by the male football player, the peymar peformance is an act in which famous ghosts such as the ghost of worldcups divemar jr dive as if there is a swimmingpool in the middle of the pitch when in reality divemar jr is diving into his sisters vagina.

Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.

Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.

Person 1: What is falsemar doing?
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance

by realistpessidog October 29, 2023