Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.

"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"

by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009

Jack

Jacks are a simple creature. They tend to automatically be attracted to maddies in some way. Jacks also get along with jakubs although the chance of a jack forming a alliance with a jakub is one in a million. The duo then go hunt for their mates. The jack hooks up with a creature in similar tastes while the jakub picks up a more intelligent creature.

-a dude

Wow look its a jack! They are so peaceful in the forest

by InfernoFion November 17, 2019

Jack

A very nice friend, In the case that I'm talking about. He is very smart, and funny. He has a very dirty mind but everything else about him is awesome. I feel really bad cause I just friend zoned him but I think he has forgiven me, Jack if you are reading this you are a great friend!!

JACK and I sat together at lunch.

by Phin lee November 14, 2019

jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.

You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.

by GrimReaper1029 April 19, 2018

jack snap

(v) when a person snaps a picture of themselves from the eyebrows up

Jordan always jack snaps Caroline when he is sad.

by caruhoh September 17, 2018

Jack

Jack is a cunty FAGGOT who likes to suck on donkey dick. He would Fight and die to protect the Liberal-Left (Of which he is fanatical member). He is the human embodiment of a chode (which are his favorite to suck on). He absolutely craves being able to suck up the sweat on your balls. He is a cock-licking, semen-snorting, ball-sucking,Neon White, Wigger, Liberal -Leftist, Faggot. (Wigger= White Nigger). GOD HE LOVES A CHODE TO LICK.

Zach: Hey did you hear? Gavin Fucked Jack in the ass lest night, and then Jack turned around and gave him a blow-job afterwards!

John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!

by xXG0d_0f_Ath3ismXx May 18, 2017

Jack face

A face you make while takeing a picture that makes you look really mad and uncomfterbal

God dam he is jack faced

by Dydbdu February 20, 2021