Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

Wonkamaxxing

To dress in an almost willy wonka like atire, a whimsically altered outfit.

“Dude, Lucas is looking so hot. What’s he doing?”
“Oh hes just wonkamaxxing!”

by SLMJM December 23, 2023

Wonkahead

An individual addicted to the 2023 movie, "Wonka" starring Timothée Chalamet.

Eliza: I've seen the Wonka movie in theaters three times, and can't stop listing to the catchy "Sweet Tooth" song. I'm such a wonkahead!

by wonkahead50000 January 10, 2024

Wonkahead

An individual obsessed with the 2023 film "Wonka", starring Timothée Chalamet.

I've seen the Wonka movie three times, and can't stop singing the catchy, "Sweet Tooth" tune. I'm such a wonkahead!

by wonkahead5000 January 13, 2024

Wonks

Short for wonky/crazy 😜 😝 😜 😜 😝 😜 😜 😝 😜

Sub to moriha Elizabeth she said that's wonks

by anonymous January 21, 2024

wonkarous

The state of looking so similar to Willy Wonka that even your personality changes like Wonka's. Used when your friend whose face or hairstyle resembles Wonka says something very stupid.

Hyevin's idea was wonkarous.

by Friend of Wonka February 1, 2024

Wonkapotamus

A neurodivergent person.
As simple way, to say that you are different (neurodivergent) without having to go into details on your disorders.
Somebody with ADHD, ASD, etc.
Somebody who feels different than everybody else.
Somebody who is overstimulated easily and is has sensory-processing disorders that normal people do not have.

Don't mind me for not partaking in the activities, I'm just a wonkapotamus.
I'm a wonkapotamus, I don't like loud noises or soft food.
I'm autistic, with echolalia and PDA , I'm a totally a wonkapotamus.

by ThatsNotAllowed February 4, 2024