Wonkapotamus 

A neurodivergent person.
As simple way, to say that you are different (neurodivergent) without having to go into details on your disorders.
Somebody with ADHD, ASD, etc.
Somebody who feels different than everybody else.
Somebody who is overstimulated easily and is has sensory-processing disorders that normal people do not have.

Don't mind me for not partaking in the activities, I'm just a wonkapotamus.
I'm a wonkapotamus, I don't like loud noises or soft food.
I'm autistic, with echolalia and PDA , I'm a totally a wonkapotamus.

Wonkapotamus by ThatsNotAllowed February 4, 2024

wankpotamus 

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person

That guy is a wankpotamus

wankpotamus by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016