Douche Tap 

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.

Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::

Douche Tap by Kimm00se September 13, 2011

gouch tap 

where you put your gouch on a persons head or any part of the body.

damn bruh, they just gouch tapped me in the fucking face!!

gouch tap by fantastic fourz December 4, 2010

Sack Tap Swag 

A person that swings their arms too much as they walk that is very prone to accidentally hitting a persons balls on the backswing.

Person 1: "yo dude look how that guy walks"
Person 2: "wow man you wouldn't want to walk behind that guy he's got total Sack Tap Swag"

Sack Tap Swag by joshisposh August 10, 2012

Zac Tap 

A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.

The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.

"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"

Zac Tap by DodgyRhino January 22, 2013

blip tap 

A lady's front bum.

Her blip tap was dripping like clogged up gutter!

blip tap by Dr Seuss's mum September 16, 2013

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

crap tap by the_berg November 7, 2013

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

bean tap by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013