Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

speed bump

very small tits.

Rick's new date has a nice ass, but her tits are speed bumps.

by tit_master#69 March 29, 2010

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

need for speed

euphemism for masterbation over internet related porn

Need for Speed Underground 2 - wanking over scat porn

Need for Speed: Porsche Unleashed - a masterbating whilst wearing a condom - also see posh wank

I played 'need for speed' for two hours last night. I just levelled on need for speed.

by james melville May 27, 2006

Speed Goat

A goat of infinite speed. Often seen wearing a sombrero and poncho.

Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.

"Dude, My nacho is gone!"

"Must have been a Speed Goat."

by Tres_Etrange July 11, 2009

speed demon

Is someone who likes to do everything in the fast last even there love life just wants to get it over and done with as quick as they can, also into taco cheese.

thats it its, all over in a sec, is that the best you can do speed demon

by jabbas back February 23, 2009

speed ball

a lethal combination of heroin, cocaine, and vodka. melted down and injected intravenously.

Bro, let's do speed balls!!

by anonmoose April 26, 2009