by Lane Diamond November 15, 2016
Get the Sexmug. Ashlee was the most popular girl in school and she was at a bar but
Little did she know the nerd Charles was there too
"Hey sexy, Wanna have sex" Asked Ashlee in a Naughty tone
As soon as Ashlee and Charles had a realization it was 'popular' Ashlee and 'Nerdy' Charles they didn't care but started kissing passionately. As they stumbled to Charles's Car.
At Charles house. Stumbling still kissing Ashlee took off Charles boxers and deep throughouted him And That made Charles cum in Ashlee's mouth. This time Charles is in control and he took off Ashlee's dripping thong with his teeth and proceeded to eat her out. ,"FUCK ME HARDER MOTHERFUCKER!!" Screamed Ashlee so loud people on 18th floor could hear her.
After that day Charles and Ashlee started having sex twice a week now and ended up having 3 kids who decide to do something very Naughty. PART TWO TODAY
Little did she know the nerd Charles was there too
"Hey sexy, Wanna have sex" Asked Ashlee in a Naughty tone
As soon as Ashlee and Charles had a realization it was 'popular' Ashlee and 'Nerdy' Charles they didn't care but started kissing passionately. As they stumbled to Charles's Car.
At Charles house. Stumbling still kissing Ashlee took off Charles boxers and deep throughouted him And That made Charles cum in Ashlee's mouth. This time Charles is in control and he took off Ashlee's dripping thong with his teeth and proceeded to eat her out. ,"FUCK ME HARDER MOTHERFUCKER!!" Screamed Ashlee so loud people on 18th floor could hear her.
After that day Charles and Ashlee started having sex twice a week now and ended up having 3 kids who decide to do something very Naughty. PART TWO TODAY
by Yayayayayawaawawa January 30, 2022
Get the Sexmug. Joey had loved Monica for over 10 years now, and Monica was nearing to leave the country, forever.
On Monica's last night in America, Joey confronted Monica in her apartment, to tell her his true feelings in hopes that it would convince her to stay. Surprised, Monica listened to his words, and began to tenderly kiss Joey.
Joey immediately locked the door and began to kiss Monica harder, and then began frenching her more and more, until they tripped on a pair of Monica's shoes and landed on the hard floor.
Joey began to unbutton Monica's blouse, but Monica stopped him.
"Wait..." Monica said.
Realising the truth of Joey's feelings, she stood up and walked to her bedroom, not saying a word. To Joey's surprise, she showed up a minute later, with nothing on but a lace thong.
Joey ran to her and jumped on her, as Monica went at full force, unbuttoning Joey's pants with her teeth. Monica threw his clothes on the ground and began frenching him even harder.
Joey pulled off Monica's thong and stuck his huge cock up into Monica's vagina, forcefully shoving it up and down. Monica screamed in excitement, having never been fucked this hard before.
Joey was interrupted by Monica as she grabbed his penis and began to lick it. She gave him a hand job as he smirked a devilish smile. Monica began to massage his pubic area and Joey began to suck on her nipples.
Monica could feel the cum rushing out and Joey could as well. They began to shoot cum wildly at each other, and they both licked at each single bit of it.
Once again, Joey and Monica went back to their wild sex, stroking each others parts forcefully and fighting over who was on top.
"OHHHHH YEA!!!! KEEP IT COMIN' BABY!!!!! HARDER!!!! HARDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so he did.
And for the second time, Joey and Monica reached Orgasm and cummed wildly at each other.
Exhausted, they both licked up whatever was left and jumped on top of one another, breathing heavily. With no energy left to have sex, Joey and Monica fell asleep.
And to make Joey's night even better, Monica stayed in America.
On Monica's last night in America, Joey confronted Monica in her apartment, to tell her his true feelings in hopes that it would convince her to stay. Surprised, Monica listened to his words, and began to tenderly kiss Joey.
Joey immediately locked the door and began to kiss Monica harder, and then began frenching her more and more, until they tripped on a pair of Monica's shoes and landed on the hard floor.
Joey began to unbutton Monica's blouse, but Monica stopped him.
"Wait..." Monica said.
Realising the truth of Joey's feelings, she stood up and walked to her bedroom, not saying a word. To Joey's surprise, she showed up a minute later, with nothing on but a lace thong.
Joey ran to her and jumped on her, as Monica went at full force, unbuttoning Joey's pants with her teeth. Monica threw his clothes on the ground and began frenching him even harder.
Joey pulled off Monica's thong and stuck his huge cock up into Monica's vagina, forcefully shoving it up and down. Monica screamed in excitement, having never been fucked this hard before.
Joey was interrupted by Monica as she grabbed his penis and began to lick it. She gave him a hand job as he smirked a devilish smile. Monica began to massage his pubic area and Joey began to suck on her nipples.
Monica could feel the cum rushing out and Joey could as well. They began to shoot cum wildly at each other, and they both licked at each single bit of it.
Once again, Joey and Monica went back to their wild sex, stroking each others parts forcefully and fighting over who was on top.
"OHHHHH YEA!!!! KEEP IT COMIN' BABY!!!!! HARDER!!!! HARDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so he did.
And for the second time, Joey and Monica reached Orgasm and cummed wildly at each other.
Exhausted, they both licked up whatever was left and jumped on top of one another, breathing heavily. With no energy left to have sex, Joey and Monica fell asleep.
And to make Joey's night even better, Monica stayed in America.
by A Guilty Man May 30, 2009
Get the Sexmug. by Sabrina May 5, 2005
Get the The Sexmug. Natasha waited for her fiancee, Ian, to come home from a buisiness trip. She wore nothing but sheer lace. The door open and she moves to him. "You kept me waiting. You look tired, would you like a boost of energy?" He turns to close the door. She throws her arms around his neck launching them into a deep kiss. He winds his toned arms around her waist pullling her close. She feels the distintive lump in his pants. She moves one hand down and into his pants. She massages him until she feels him harden up, a low moan in his throat. He then pulls her up around his waist and walks to the bedroom. He throws her on the bed and rips off his shirt and pants and jumps on top of her kissing more urgently. He removes her top and throws it aside exposing her breasts, large and beautiful. They flip over, she moves down his toned body feeling what she was after. She removes his boxers to expose his 10 inch dick. She sticks all of him in her mouth, swallowing all he gives. When she finishes he plunges his dick into her, she gasps. He moves in and out with growing intensity. Her sighs turn to moans getting louder. "I NEED MORE! FASTER! HARDER! NEVER STOP!" she demands. She screams, when he finds her sweet spot. They burst into double orgasms. He moans, reaching down to kiss her. They burst through multiple orgasms with pleasure. They finally clean up, licking away all evidence. They then embrace eachother, waiting for tommorow. After all, it was only Friday night...
best sex ever.
best sex ever.
by YourOrdinaryGirlNextDoor July 9, 2011
Get the Sexmug. ...no sex
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
1: What's up?
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
Get the no sexmug.