Offered

I wasn't offered anything. The YouTube freaks offered me a job kind of but that SEEMS TO BE only to get away with not paying for services rendered. If you offered or paid anyone, it was not me. Depending on who you offered or paid, they may know who I am. YOU likely know they are not me.

Hym "If you offered anyone anything, expecting to offer it or pay me, bring them before me and get them on camera ON YouTube (in either order) because they are not me. It's not an ethos. These people are not the same and if they are, it is because you are doing the same thing to them that you are doing to me. There is no one who should be speaking for me. Anyone who would try to knows that they shouldn't be doing it and are doing it anyway explicitly because they think they are better than someone they are not better than. And, as I've said before, it is going to affect you before it affects me until what is happening to me stops affecting me."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Offlattered

/ˈawf·lat·ərd/
When a compliment feels like a jab — to be praised and insulted at the same time. The emotional whiplash of not knowing whether to smile or swing.

He said, “You’re way smarter than you look,” and she wasn’t sure whether to thank him or throw her drink — she was offlattered.

by Chet Lightning November 7, 2025

Offencetrate

To respond violently to being thrown out of (or the threat of being thrown out of) a window.
See Defenestration.

A: Yeah, I defenestrated someone yesterday.
B: I was that someone.... I offencetrated but failed at protecting myself.

by Oder destroyer December 22, 2025

offerianism

Offerianism is a religion built around the idea of sharing your feelings and supporting each other. It teaches that no one is “too much” to belong. It welcomes everyone, people who are struggling, people living with mental illness, those who have dark thoughts, and those who believe they are “problematic” or hard to love. In Offerianism, your pain does not disqualify you, it simply becomes another offering you are allowed to share. in here, every opinions matters.

She found comfort in Offerianism when she felt lonely.

by urself134 January 8, 2026

offecuns

typo of offensive

person 1: offecuns!
person 2: what the fuck?
person 1: I can’t spell properly 💔
person 3: I can’t spell properly 💔

by ziekie B. January 16, 2026

public offender

A person not prone to using politically correct words.

Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.

by Monte R June 21, 2007

Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.

Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"

by Seshie January 11, 2009