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offle by Tarter is real January 9, 2018
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offle waffle
You put a tennis racket over someones face and shit on it then. press it into their face causes the waffle like image.
offle waffle by Dick Tucker February 14, 2005
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Offle Jim Jam
A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
Offle Jim Jam by Rawrshack November 30, 2010
bully offer
An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.
Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.
bully offer by infomillionaire December 3, 2009
no offense
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
no offense by bryan September 11, 2004
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Flex Offender
A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
Flex Offender by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019
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Whoever Offense
A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.
Whoever Offense by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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