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Once you go black, you'll never go back

Once you've experienced the soft brown skin and muscular arms
The full lips and the perfectly rythmic grind
The sexy voice and unfaltering self-assurance.
You can never go back to what you might have known before.

Once you go black, you'll never go back
Lisa: I have kissed the most handsome guy last night, I felt so protected in his arms.

Rachel: What did he look like?

Lisa: He was strong and dark and so handsome

Rachel: Oh Dear! You do know that once you go black, you'll never go back?!

It never fails 

Phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.
I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.

We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.

When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.

We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.

technoblade never dies

Aerosmith - Dream On

"dream on, dream on, dream on, dream until your dream come true".
stranger: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
me: stage 4 cancer
technoblade never dies by niglet447 November 23, 2022

I never thought 

U didn’t think of sumthin and then someone tells u sumthin and then u like ohhh I never thought
Jarod : hey gurl did u see the new episode last night I thought the bitch was gon get raped

Monica: ohhh I never thought
I never thought by Thick mamba July 30, 2018

I never lie 

They are most likely lying
I never lie by OctoboiYT November 10, 2021

NRDM - Never Reply Direct Messages 

NRDM is an abbreviation and or acronym used by cryptocurrency fanatics, fans, and DeFi users who have frequently made uncanny and clever observations, that sometimes the sacrificial lamb is one's own kind, when it comes to phishing links and scammers that target their foe through Direct Messages sent via Telegram or Discord Channels, or generally baiting their foe online.

The sacrifices of these sacrificial lambs, has resulted in the social phenomena The Distribution of Clever Abbreviations (DCAs or DoCAs) to help remember that, one should always be weary of suspicious Direct Messages that are sent to us online, especially when they are shrouded in the veil of unparalleled kindness or desires to be helpful, followed by a very odd link that should have otherwise screamed "NOOOO - Don't Click Me!! ( DCM ) --- if it were not for the HTML Link & the oddly familiar sense of safety given the impression of the link & underlining, bringing you quickly to the end of the road for your money, as it connects to a scammer or fraudsters server & database, and quickly sends them all your personal information & access codes, in the blink of an eye *Poof* all gone.

One must find ways to aMUSE one's self with these things, lest we never forget, all the sacrificial lambs of our time. Amen.
Person 1: Hey guys! I JUST GOT THIS AMAZING OFFER! Someone sent me this link to this amazing website and said that I just need to connect my wallet and they'll send me 5000 Ethereum!! I should have it by dinner time!

Muse: Dude, hasn't anyone ever told you to NRDM...

Person 1: NRDM?

Muse: Yes, NRDM - Never Reply Direct Messages... Duh.

Person 1: But... But...

Oh... F***