Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating

i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star

by R Yung Hoodz April 4, 2005

moist towel

where you are licking a girls pussy then start heavily warm breathing or panting inside her vagina

i gave that girl the best moist towel she wil ever recieve

by xtreemelicker April 8, 2011

Moist

Someone being way to emotional. Being a "Bitch". Someone being a consistant hater

Quit tripping you half stepping Moist Ass Bitch.

Hand that fool a towel, he being Moist

by John Sharma June 3, 2004

Moist

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.

Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"

by Moistninja March 1, 2014

Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

Moisty Mire

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.

I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

by Jimmyhatesmatthew May 1, 2018

moist men

Men that constantly out lotion or other moisterizer on there hands arms and other parts of there body. Manly at work but at home also

Joe and guy are always puting lotion on their hands they are a couple of moist men

by mikebdrx1 April 11, 2008