church junk 

church dogma, rituals, etc

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!

church junk by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Jesus junk 

The best damn kind of junk there is

Jesus junk by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

swamp junk 

The condensation that occurs when the swamp ass makes a magical journey over the fleshy fun bridge to the genital region

After i finished engaging in a marathon of a sexual encounter, i could feel the sweat from my swamp ass dribbling down my fleshy fun bridge and condesating into a severe case of swamp junk.

swamp junk by Jitty Titty June 13, 2006

Stuff in the Junk 

1. All of the parts of the digestive system
2. Nonsense

1. Your teacher asks you "what are all of the parts and their secretions in the digestive system? "you reply," stuff in the junk"
2. your friend says somthing sucks,you say "stuff in the junk"

Stuff in the Junk by crazy bithes eating bitches December 20, 2008

Jiggle Junk 

when you have gay sex and you grab your balls and shake them as hard as you can until both partners feel pain. Then after each parter sucks their balls to relive the pain.

Me and my boy friend played jiggle junk last night, my favorite part is when he sucks my balls, the pain relives and we get more intimate.

Jiggle Junk by Joeeeeee August 4, 2014

Dunk it and junk it 

casual sex you intend to have with another person with no intention of contiuing a relationship. Most likely a one nite stand. Most likely said to a friend about a hot girl.

Man, do you see that ass? I'd dunk it and junk it!

Dunk it and junk it by aldeshsa May 5, 2009

Roman Junk Punch 

The act of watching your girlfriend stand over another dude head in a mini skirt.

That wasn't just a normal Roman Junk Punch! She was dancing and everything! What a gal.

Roman Junk Punch by streamfiend July 30, 2009