Flaming Asshole

One who takes a sparkler, shoves one end into their ass, lights it, and runs around until it dies out.

4th of July became so much better when Jimmy decided it would be fun to pull a flaming asshole.

by ph2music September 19, 2010

flexing his dick

When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.

"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."

(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"

by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014

pink flamingo

A sexual position in which a couple partakes in doggy style intercourse while the woman's head remains in a toilet bowl, like a swirly. For the anal equivalent, see brown flamingo.

1. "I almost drowned while Steve was giving me the pink flamingo last night, luckily my hand found the flusher just in time."

2. Cindy: "Hey Natalie, why do you smell like a public bathroom?"
Natalie: "Oh, John gave me the pink flamingo before work today."

by Dankability June 25, 2008

Flaming Faggot

Dylan Mulvaney

Bud Light has hired a Flaming Faggot ass their spokesperson

by dsa2023 April 10, 2023

Flaming Bird

A sexual position in which one participant lays on their back with the legs spread while the other participant hits the first between the legs with a literal flaming bird. If a flaming bird is not available, other objects can be substituted.

While the flaming bird is considered one of the most painfual sexual positions, it is very popular to onlookers.

by Cayucos September 3, 2006

Flamingo

(v.) the act of dancing to a Brandon Flowers song, especially at one of his concerts.

(n.) the name of Brandon Flowers' new solo album

1.) I'm going to flamingo like crazy tonight at the BFlow show!

2.) Everyone should let loose and flamingo once in a while.

3.) Brandon wouldn't stop flamingoeing last night at the show...

by sweetestdownfall April 29, 2010

Flaming Sword

The Flaming Sword is a stunt pulled by a male usually teenager or college student where the person takes sterno lighter gel and covers their penis in it and lights it. thus resulting in a flaming sword. I dont adivise anyone to do it it is extremly painful..but extremly funny.

Dude did u see how drunk todd was last night, we got him to do a flaming sword!

by sony packer February 19, 2008