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Porn Brain

A mental state in which a person has become so accustomed to porn they prefer porn to sex, buy expensive content and actually go so far as to click on the ads for herbal remedies that increase dick size. If porn brain persists it may result in fap out while prolonged video buffering can cause homicidal rage.
After some netflix my girlfriend led me up stairs, took off her clothes and passionately stared me down as she lay on her bed and for a moment I thought: "I should bookmark this".

Must have porn brain.
by Release The Dragon! January 30, 2017
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you on brain

basically it mean do you want to give me head (brain)
you would say it to someone if you wanted them to give you brain, or would use it to ask if you want someone else too.
jack: you on brain?
girl: yeeeaa
jack: sweet come over here now

Jack: you on brain with Danny?
girl: ooh NO
Jack: safee

girl: i am on brain with you.
Jack: waheyyy
by thegemmister January 2, 2010
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Tik Tok brain

The resulting brain damage from incessantly using the video media platform otherwise known as tik tok, thus leading to the severe attention deficiency epidemic we are facing today. One will find it difficult to sit through a five minute video. Is treatable.
" hey we should the bee movie."
".... ehhh idk that movie is kinda long.. "
"... bitch u have tik tok brain its the fuckin bee movie."
by SE:cain August 8, 2020
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brain cell genocide

Any event where you get drunk. I don't mean just drunk. I mean DRUNK. When your common sense and your BAC play a game of chicken, and the common sense loses-drunk.

Also can be used to refer to a party, concert, night or any event where this activity takes place en masse.
Get Todd some aspirin. He committed a pretty hefty brain cell genocide last night.

Tanya's wedding ceremony was beautiful, but the reception was a brain cell genocide. Like, we're talkin' Rwanda-bad. Gray matter holocaust.
by Darren C March 26, 2008
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brain relay

The act, nay the art form, of pressing one's bare testicles against those of another man. Often performed whilst inebriated.
by Brian R. Elay December 15, 2008
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Braincuffs

When you are restricted in your creative thinking and ideas by an authority that directs your thinking with rigid assumptions and techniques. Not to be confused with brainwashing.
The institution of academia is enforcing braincuffs on future and present scholors.
by bamfieldvvroom September 20, 2010
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Brain poop

Anything that someone says or dose that is really stupid.
by judge dredd7 November 27, 2012
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