blow-up

Much like smoking or drinking someone up, "blowing up" in this context refers to giving someone free coke.

Person 1: "I wanted to leave for that party, but Andrew just wanted to keep doing lines at his apartment."
Person 2: "Did he at least blow you up?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I got a bunch of free blow-ups. Did you make that up just now? It's pretty good."

blow-up by Greg234443 July 28, 2010

blow french kisses 

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.

If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)

blow french kisses by Downstrike October 6, 2004

Blow flies

Annoying flies that eat shit & fuck each other

cops are aften refered to as blow flies because if they arent eating shit thier fucking somebody

cop:you coming down town
Bobby:damn, blow flies

Blow flies by woodywoodfuck September 15, 2009

Blow an assket 

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged

i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.

Blow an assket by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010

Blow Indoors 

The act of male ejaculation while the penis is penetrating the female's vagina

Synonym - cream pie

Bill: "Joey what did you do last night?"

Joey: "I hope Jennifer is not pregnant after we had sex last night."

Bill: "Why, did you blow indoors or something"?

Blow Indoors by rouchos January 27, 2011

blow maintenance 

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

blow maintenance by Creed Cur March 6, 2012

Blow a hootie 

Get (getting) pissed off, or about to get pissed off

"I'm about to blow a hootie!" or "Don't blow a hootie!"

Blow a hootie by Ned Rutledge August 27, 2013