Red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% Absinthe. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they've been beaten with a stick.
"Jesus! Were you in a major motorway pile up?"
"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."
"Neat?"
"Oh yes."
"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."
"Neat?"
"Oh yes."
by Jim Beans January 7, 2008
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Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...
Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
by kel the dog August 14, 2010
Get the Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot mug.Art that someone creates who wants to create something but does not have the talent to create representational art. Abstract artists are in love with the idea of being an artist, but use mystery instead of talent to be appealing. Professional abstract artists are good business people as they know how to market themselves and their art to be trendy.
Dax: Who is that man with the beret and the cappuccino?
Avery: That's Marcel Beaumont, the abstract artist
Dax: Oh, so he is a Frenchmen who can paint, portraits or landscapes?
Avery: Neither, and he's not really French. I think he was born in Missouri and just took a couple of art classes at the community college.
Dax: Really? But he looks so, so, .. so...
Avery? Trendy?
Dax: Yes, that's it.
Avery: That's Marcel Beaumont, the abstract artist
Dax: Oh, so he is a Frenchmen who can paint, portraits or landscapes?
Avery: Neither, and he's not really French. I think he was born in Missouri and just took a couple of art classes at the community college.
Dax: Really? But he looks so, so, .. so...
Avery? Trendy?
Dax: Yes, that's it.
by Jane Doeski October 13, 2012
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A combination of the expressions "absolutely" and "fuck yeah" (absofuckinglutely) that means a very firmative yes
A combination of the expressions "absolutely" and "fuck yeah" (absofuckinglutely) that means a very firmative yes
Carrie asks Mr. Big if he's ever been in love and he says "absofuckinglutely."
Big often used this term.
Big often used this term.
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