Pumping shit

Meaning blowing a certain situation out of proportion

Ayo go head you really pumping shit I ain't mess with her.

Friend: you made me do it
me : I ain't make you do nothing see now you pumping shit yo lmao

by Cgooster November 8, 2017

scam pump

A phrase used to describe the attempt of certain people (called "scam pumpers") to convince somebody, by promising enormous growth rates, to buy a particular crypto-currency. The beneficiary of this attempt, if successful, is the scam pumper himself.

"Hey John, come and join our telegram group "cryptopirates2k18" to recevie secret investment advice on cryptos."
"Nah, thx bro. I bet that is one of those many scam pump groups"

by Bames_Jond December 29, 2017

Clunge Pump

When you are vacuuming your bedroom and you accidentally suck up your clit. resulting in a mega clit

Daughter - Im just going to go hoover my bedroom. Might finish off with some clunge pump
Dad - Can I watch?
Mom - Gay

by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021

Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

by Jrob January 21, 2019

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

Pitty pump

When two people are having sexual relations and one of them is not into it but continue to do it just because.

That girl I took home last night was smokin hot but I had to give her a Pitty pump cause she smelled sour down there!

by Tko2323 December 23, 2011

Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.

Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?

Sonic: 20.

Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?

Arthur: 168!

Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?

Caillou: 479?

Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?

Lil Pump: 70 nibba!

Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022