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Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

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The destruction of Facebook by interloping Baby Boomers.

Ever since FaceBoom, Facebook has nearly the same appeal as attending a child's birthday party.

FaceBoom by timesize July 13, 2010

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