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Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

FaceBoom

The destruction of Facebook by interloping Baby Boomers.

Ever since FaceBoom, Facebook has nearly the same appeal as attending a child's birthday party.

by timesize July 13, 2010