An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.
by SeggySack May 3, 2022
Get the Absolute Tank mug.To overeat, overconsume or overindulge in food, drinks and dessert. An adjective of the word tank to refer to someone of a larger stature who typically eats ALOT!
by HannieJamZ December 31, 2021
Get the Tanking out mug.A method of mental torture provided by the video game Left 4 Dead 2; by playing the Mutation "Tank Run" alongside a No Incapacitation mod on Expert difficulty.
Nondescript Being 1: Anyways you guys wanna play Tank Run?
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...
by BorpoTheWizard January 22, 2023
Get the Tank Run mug.The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.
Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”
Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”
Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”
Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!
Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!
Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”
Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”
Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?
Person 2 “sure”
Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”
Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”
Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!
Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!
Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”
Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”
Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?
Person 2 “sure”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
Get the tipsy tank mug.A world of warcraft term. A player, who in a party, is not the tank, yet constantly pulls too much aggro that he can handle. Or by pulling too much aggro gets the entire party killed.
a noob who doesnt respect the tanking position
A noob who pulls too much aggro
a noob who doesnt respect the tanking position
A noob who pulls too much aggro
dps death knight: what happened?
tank warrior: YOU F*KING DARK COMMANDED THAT GUY AND GOT US KILLED! YOU DAMN TANK NOOB!
tank warrior: YOU F*KING DARK COMMANDED THAT GUY AND GOT US KILLED! YOU DAMN TANK NOOB!
by Lordheadshot January 18, 2009
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Get the helium tank mug."Springer is looking good at practice today."
"He must have emptied the tank on some chick."
emptying the tank- getting ride of blue balls
"He must have emptied the tank on some chick."
emptying the tank- getting ride of blue balls
by gamexmohawk March 27, 2015
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