When a dumb nigger (Usually with little or no teeth) springs an unpleasant surprise on a white person.
Sometimes; a Nigger surprise can lead to a white male being put into jail by the Po-Po rather than a black person.
A Nigger surprise is when you are going to lay down in your bed after a hard days work and your homie is still banging your girl in it!!!
Sometimes; a Nigger surprise can lead to a white male being put into jail by the Po-Po rather than a black person.
A Nigger surprise is when you are going to lay down in your bed after a hard days work and your homie is still banging your girl in it!!!
Artemus: Hello African-American fellow!
Tyrone: Yo nigga hold this bag full of money
Artemus: Sure fine sir anything as reparations to your dumb ass nigger ansistors.
Police: Your Under Arrest Whitey for robbing that bank..The money is in your hand!!!
Artemus: Damn that Cotten-Picker really laid a Nigger surprise on me!!
Next time i should be careful not to be trapped by a Nigger Suprise.
Tyrone: Yo nigga hold this bag full of money
Artemus: Sure fine sir anything as reparations to your dumb ass nigger ansistors.
Police: Your Under Arrest Whitey for robbing that bank..The money is in your hand!!!
Artemus: Damn that Cotten-Picker really laid a Nigger surprise on me!!
Next time i should be careful not to be trapped by a Nigger Suprise.
by Nagger Mc Nigger Nagger April 26, 2008
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