Jazzaphilactic Shock

A sudden episode of intense Jazz cramps. Also known as a Jazz Attack or Jazz Trance, wherein the possessor is overwhelmed by the musical genre of Jazz physically/emotionally.

"Damn it Jim! This man is in Jazzaphilactic shock and I'm a Doctor! Not a Saxophonist!"

by herebejames December 30, 2008

Upside-Down Reverse Shocker

index finger, ring finger and pinky finger pointing towards the ground, resulting in one in the pink, two in the stink or one in the jelly, two in the smelly.

Tonia was attempting to be cool for a facebook photo by throwing up dueces, but instead threw an upside-down reverse shocker with a sexy pucker!

by gmmagnet November 26, 2010

stockajackin'

verb. Finding out what stocks other investors are buying and selling and stealing their ideas.

Phil: Alex, how is it, all of a sudden, you and i both own XYZ Corp? Have you been stockajackin' my picks?"
Alex: "Yeah, I did. Sorry about that, brozay. I couldn't help myself - I know you're the best."

by stockman09 August 13, 2010

stockton

a browntown, hip hop culture city where you will find gangs (black, numerous latinos, southeast asian gangs), okies and crime, even white flight.

On the east stockton, you will find trailer park white trash, cholos and ghetto thugz, with very few nice & quiet areas. On the south side, you will find cholos and thugz. In the downtown area, one will find Southeast Asians, poor white, black & latino. On the northside, you will find Southeast Asian gangs, thugz, cholos and even some poor whites. This is the reason for white flight.

by Karpman June 20, 2007

In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010

stockholm syndrome

A Muse song bordering on the line of insanity. Orgasmic guitar playing and brilliant heavy sections, you haven't lived till you've seen Stockholm Syndrome live.

This is the last time I'll abandon you and this is, the last time I forget you, I wish I could!

by Dave Eras July 2, 2005

dual shock

1 - When you scare two people at the same time.

2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.

1 - Me: *BOO!*
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*

2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.

by Keael January 12, 2006