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Spooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: Penis and Scrotum.
1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Spooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.

3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!

4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.
by JG, MR, CB, and C Money July 13, 2010
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Spook Digler

When you sit on the john and masterbate and pull a turd out with your finger or When you see aspook digging his own hole
Dante thought he would pull a "Spook Digler" in Matt's bathroom naked!?
by Pretti Boi Swaq January 20, 2011
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spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .
guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
by riddler256 August 6, 2011
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spoon fox

Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.
"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"
by montronica January 9, 2012
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spook in a blanket

A white person who acts as if he were a real nigga.
John: Did you see Jimmy with his new do-rag?
kyle: Yeah, he's a spook in a blanket.
by IHNS mayne December 5, 2014
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Spooniosis

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.
DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!
by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014
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Spook-spasm

The involuntary spasm your body and/or face experiences, when you are suddenly spooked or unpleasantly surprised.
"That movie gave me several spook-spasms!"
"Oh my god, you look so ridiculous when your face spook-spasms!"
"You can't use this photo of me! I am having the craziest spook-spasm in it!
by Ollibabs February 25, 2015
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