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a way to describe NO!! without sounding too harsh. Pronounced no-z-ls, it is a feminine exclamation that can be used in a jocular manner or can be said with severity and get a guy to stop shagging you when you dont want it.
It must be said in a girly voice.
oh nozzles!! not my toes!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having sex!! NOZZLES!!!!
nozzles by Bugsy Scotland M January 19, 2008
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joose nozzles 

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

milk nozzles 

The mammory glands of a male/female
Did you see the size of Red's milk nozzles?!
milk nozzles by brefunk March 10, 2006

snuggle nuzzle nozzles 

large breasts that are big enough to snuggle and nuzzle
Did you see Emily's snuggle nuzzle nozzles? She should wear sweaters more often!

Nozzle Sniffer 

Skanks who's mission in life is to go after firefighters and have sex with them.
I didn't even have to show her my badge to get laid, the girl is a total nozzle sniffer.
Nozzle Sniffer by mzshank January 23, 2011

meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"
Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.
meat nozzle by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012

rawr xd *nuzzles chu* 

1. What edgy teens say.
2. Pure cringe.
3. Just don't say it.
Person 1: Rawr xd *nuzzles chu*
Person 2: Rawwwrrr nuzzies!!! uwu