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nozzles

a way to describe NO!! without sounding too harsh. Pronounced no-z-ls, it is a feminine exclamation that can be used in a jocular manner or can be said with severity and get a guy to stop shagging you when you dont want it.
It must be said in a girly voice.
oh nozzles!! not my toes!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having sex!! NOZZLES!!!!
by Bugsy Scotland M January 19, 2008
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joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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milk nozzles

The mammory glands of a male/female
Did you see the size of Red's milk nozzles?!
by brefunk March 10, 2006
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snuggle nuzzle nozzles

large breasts that are big enough to snuggle and nuzzle
Did you see Emily's snuggle nuzzle nozzles? She should wear sweaters more often!
by OceanSpawned November 11, 2008
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Nozzle Sniffer

Skanks who's mission in life is to go after firefighters and have sex with them.
I didn't even have to show her my badge to get laid, the girl is a total nozzle sniffer.
by mzshank January 23, 2011
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meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"
Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.
by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012
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rawr xd *nuzzles chu*

1. What edgy teens say.
2. Pure cringe.
3. Just don't say it.
Person 1: Rawr xd *nuzzles chu*
Person 2: Rawwwrrr nuzzies!!! uwu
by Neko Nya~ November 5, 2017
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