Salty Slurpie

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010

Slurp

adj.: a female that gets around, has sex(including oral) with many males. usually has/had at least one STD and has been pregnant at least one time. thought of as easy, gross, used up, a last resort.

synonyms: slut, whore, hoe, triflin bitch, bustdown

Pshh, I never fuck with slurps.

by OfficerBenDover December 20, 2010

slurpy

The act of going down on a girl while she takes a dump; akin to the blumpy, but for girls.

Spencer: "Dude are you taking a dump??"
Carmen: "Yea, it's gross too. Come give me a slurpy."
Spencer: "Okay."

by Graham W. January 2, 2009

slurpee

oral sex performed in the parking lot of, or behind a 7-11 convenience store

"After that wicked slurpee, Nikki went in and got me a double gulp Mountain Dew. Bitch is good for two things at least"

by K-rizzzle November 14, 2005

slurpin

To throw slurpies from a moving vehicle at unsuspecting minorities waiting for a bus.

Look at that nigger with 2 teeth, lets go slurpin and get him!

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

turkish slurpee

were you suck the cum out of someones butthole

Man that turkish slurpee was good last night.

by chap ass December 13, 2009

slurpy

when you cum in your bitch, then eat that pussy out

dude last night i gave my girl a slurpy. she calls me the slurpy king.

by TOB fo eva December 8, 2004