Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

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Purple Cock Rooster

The Coolest Awesomest Person in The world, who is crazy and does wild things that no one else would dare to do!! usually this person is hammered funnest nights are with this person!!! GUARANTEED

Dude...did you see what the purple cock rooster did last night? she totally ran and drop kick a homeless person?!?!!?

by Turnitup June 10, 2009

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Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.

Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.

by Jetson123454 September 26, 2008

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Wisconsin Rooster Spit

when ejaculation occurs though a rooster's mouth when a person is wearing a Wisconsin Rooster Hat.

man 1: "i was boning my wife last night, and wearing a Wisconsin Rooster Hat. i pulled out and shot Wisconsin Rooster Spit all over her chest."

man 2: "what the hell are you talking about?!"

by feldpar February 18, 2009

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some kid that lives around here that will watch for the 5-0 while a deal is goin down, is usually given somthin to actually be watchin for thos crooked sum'bichs.once police is spoted the kid usually makes a signal or somthing, or "crows" like a rooster.

J: hey kid, ill give you this 10 if you rooster up by the corner for me. ay'ight?

by No-fuzz-Cuzz August 23, 2006

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