I'm gonna use the restroom

It means what it fucking means

My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back

by Your Hentai Senpai June 16, 2017

Retrosexual

A male who is the epitome of polar opposite of a metrosexual. One who embraces, trucks, flannel, thinks Eddie Bauer is Haute Cotour, member of the NRA, thinks Bush is SMRT, and believes Capitalism is the American Way. Doesnt know his way around a kitchen other than to find a refridgerator, and a microwave. The slogan "If you cant NUKE it, its not worth eating" is the mantra of the day.Dont forget a can opener to eat his Chef Boyardee Ravioli out of the can. MIGHT remember to bring his wife flowers on their anniversary or her birthday. Probably had 1- 2 kids, wife stays at home, she cooks, he fixes the house. A testosterone filled male void of human emotion, except when they try to pry the gun from his cold, dead, hands. Choice of music is 80's hair bands, and classic 80's pop music, as long as it's not too prissy.

I consider my office mate a retrosexual!

See Officemate (9n-104)

by Scott B. May 21, 2004

retromancy

The act or practice of reviving and/or resurrecting any or all things now considered 'retro'.

John liked to engage in a little light retromancy at work by sporting a mullet and a pinstripe suit while referring to co-workers as "dudes".

by Anoiktos October 3, 2007

Future Retrospect

When you can see your gonna regret something that your gonna proceed in doing anyway.

"Man in future retrospect i should have worn a condom" in reference to seeing a squaddie mattress your about to chat up and bone.

In telling your friend over the phone you dont appeaciate the lack of support he gave over the non condom incident: "dude in future retrospect i should have slapped you harder"(next time you see him give him a slap thus confirming your future retrospect)

by Ugoindownsaka February 21, 2006

ratro

(adj) Derived from "retro", used to describe when things are imatative of bad rather than good aspects of the past.

"People are taking the 80s revival too far- mullets and drainpipe jeans are just too ratro!!"

by Rob Spendley September 12, 2004

Retcon Hell

1. When an author or publisher decides to vanquish a story element that has long been considered canon or historic to the story line.

Possibly out of neglect to the potential story line the element could have provided, but ultimately was wasted. However it may also be that the plot element or historic piece of the story was highly unpopular, and was erased from the story to appease the target audience.

2. A roiling sea of fire, with litanies of anguish pouring out from the multitude shitsack plot twists condemned to an eternity of torment. Where unholy black mass is held in honor of the retcon devil, and unholy communions of bad plot wafers and poor penmanship wine are served, while millions of little plotline babies scream from the fiery chasms below.

"I hope that Wolverine Origins comic rots in Retcon Hell!" (It obviously hasn't, although the movie and comic versions of his past don't match up...)

by DracArgente August 12, 2010

redrock

when you have to take a massive dump, but you're trying not to miss your favorite tv show, so you push as hard as you can, and it comes out so hard and fast, cutting your ass crack on the way out and causing a major bleeding sesh! OWW!

Last night during a commercial break of my fave show, i tried to take a shit, but i heard it coming back on and totally had to redrock it. My ass is killer right now!

by MnM703 January 23, 2009