testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

by mkjrmj May 10, 2003

Alice's Restaurant

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.

Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

by Suisare crasher July 31, 2004

the American Italian Restaurant

Servings for nonItalian Americans:

noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti

pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie

dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats

breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss

Get for real we don't care for non Italians.

In Italy - real italian food.

I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.

I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.

by bAmeriWind8 January 24, 2011

Restlessness

A situation that is considered "restless" also known as a bullshit situation, a stupid situation, etc, etc.

Not an actual word, coined by Dennis Maxwell.

"All this restlessness is so fucking restless, mmmmmmmmm."

"Hey, what's up with all this restlessness guys?"

"What the fuck you talkin 'bout?"

"Restlessness"

"What the fuck is restlessness? That's not even a word."

by SWWP March 27, 2009

rectal leftovers

The secretions from one's anus. Usually brown or green in coloration. Occurs from the movements of ones bowels.

"The man stepped in a pile of rectal leftovers from his neighbors K-9 unit."

by C To The A To The SSIE September 5, 2008

restacle

a more sophisticated term for "catnap" or "siesta"
mostlty used by members of TCFM. THROWBACK:)

"boy, after that round..i really need a restacle..."

by tcfm duhh January 1, 2009

Rectal River

Once you have proceeded in penetrating the anal cavity beyond its intended depths, a river of blood creeps out of the brown eye.

Woo ah! that rectal river over there is flooding! well i did put 12 inches of cock in there.

by 2d unit February 21, 2009