roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 30, 2006

Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.

Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.

by goonwithspoon July 09, 2010

roasting meat curtain

Just like a normal meat curtain, but hotter;
A loose vagina on a fat woman.

When I saw her roasting meat curtain I almost puked.

by eafoigrtw November 08, 2007

Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.

Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.

by Jetson123454 August 02, 2008

Roast beef

Taylors gross vagina

I like this girl but I've heard she's got really bad roast beef and I ain't about that.

by ThePeachOfKeen February 16, 2017

Roast Beef Cunt

When an old, big lipped pussy flops all over the place like cold cuts flapping in the wind.

I went down on that hot ass milf today, but boy did she have a badass roast beef cunt

by Matthew J. Sullivan December 19, 2008

roast dinner sex

some people like food and sex.
roast dinner sex is the perfect comprimise.
it involves roast dinner being eaten/licked off a torso. proceeded by crazy ass sex. the whole works, yorkshire puddings, sprouts, beef and most importantly lashings of gravy.

hey dude i had such great roast dinner sex today

by craigabc1234 May 30, 2008