Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Poncho

Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.

Look at that flippin Poncho over there! Always all over everybody.

by haleypaige45 November 12, 2009

ponch

a female version of the beer belly, usually very large in the mid-section and you would need a car jack to even lift it up.

Fat girls and ponches go hand and hand

by [e-mail] July 16, 2008

poacher

A younger man who actively pursues older women (i.e. "cougars").

A true poacher, Dave knew the best spots to find the most receptive cougars.

by VeronicaSmythe January 25, 2008

Poncho

When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain.

Me:"Last night I was fucking this girl and I tried to give her the Poncho!"
You:"What the fuck is a Poncho?!"
Me:"You know! When you put your cock n' balls all up in her junk ."
You:"Ohhh, gotcha... you're fucking sick..."

by Schoolboy80 October 26, 2011

stinky poncho

The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.

Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?

by Latin Duo August 11, 2008