one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

Papa John's Parking Lot

(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL

Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."

by The Indo Crew November 25, 2011

perpatrating. perping

up to no good. mischievous

Kelley was perpatrating. perping when she silently devised a plan to prank her friend.

by cuesta87 October 28, 2013

Peking Duck

Giving the fruitbowl to someone then pressing it on an unknowing or unwilling person.

Pete- Hey John
John- Huh?
Pete- PEKING DUCK!

by Swartwood2006 March 8, 2007

parking the pink Cadillac

The act of having sex. Fucking, screwing, you get the picture.

I'm going out for a few brews with Trish tonight, and afterward, we're going to be parking the pink Cadillac. She always gets lose when she's drunk.

by jalesi September 5, 2007

Parking Lot Stalker

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.

Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!

by evilniner October 31, 2009

Tony Perkins

Legendary fitness instruter who dedicated his life to Perkisizing others. He did this by throwing devil logs and with the help from his friend Larz, who is ffrom a far away land. Tony Perkins made funny sounds in his sleep, but noone was alarmed, because he told everyone he was okay.

Hey Andrew, your not a fatass anymore, did Tony Perkins and Larz Perkisize you.

by E.L. Godkin March 6, 2007