Poser

One who acts like someone they are not and tries really hard at it, usually to fit in with a specific group. Also, someone who says they are part of a certain group, but really acts alot like they are part of another.

Jordan was like "Yo yo yo im madd rocker yo my favorite song is im so hood! and my ringtone is YAHH TRICK YAHH!" hes such a poser.

by Alex D 311 May 5, 2008

poser

one trying to be what one does not know anything about. emos are commonly called posers. nobody says anything about the random dorks who buy purses from american eagle its always the kids that try to fit in with a group that is frowned down upon that get called posters. Posers try hard to be something so that they will be excepted i have a certain amount of sympathy for such people and yet they still piss me off. posers are also known as nobodys, wanna be's, never has beens, clueless, shameful, and or misserably lost

example:Jess is such a "POSER",yesterday she was wearing faded blue jeans and a babyblue t-shirt, today she is wearing tripp pants and a my chemical romance t-shirt, she has a thick layer of eye liner under her eyes, i wonder what she's trying to prove,what a "poser "

by J_ennife_r January 27, 2009

ponsen

Ponsen is another word for "making love." This word exists since december 2008 in Zwolle, the capital of the province Overijssel, Holland.

Shall we ponsen?

by Mytz February 23, 2009

Poser

Since punk began, a poser could be defined variously as somebody who thinks Avril Lavigne is "punk," goes to Warped Tour to see Yellowcard while ignoring The Damned, is straight-edge for all the wrong reasons, identifies as punk but is scared of the pit, listens to emo convinced that men with slicked-down bangs and lyrics about trivial high school crushes are huge emotional dramas, etc etc... While the term is useful in delineating false punks from those who truly make the effort to live a DIY lifestyle, ultimately, EVERYBODY is a poser, especially anyone who preaches tolerance while judging what's punk and what's not, makes arbitrary judgments based on a zine's recommendation, or god forbid, looks up punk terms online.

Get real, poser!

by Skeezer1991 May 10, 2009

poser

someone who spells the word poser, "poseur" is a poser.

I am an elitist snob and look down on you because you didn't spell the word poser as 'poseur".

by cybermaldonado February 27, 2010

Poser Man

'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.

William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"

Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"

by JackLuvell April 20, 2011

Poseidon's Snog

Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.

My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.

by Hewerl August 2, 2016