notes

A magazine or other softcore paper-bound, porno media concealed as science notes in a folder for trade at school or to keep from parents.

1. Friend: Hey dude, I got some more notes for you to "study."
You: Sweet, I'll make sure not to spill any white-out on them.

2. Friend: Dude, could you keep these notes for me? I just took the test so I don't need them anymore.
You: Sure thing, I still need to study.

3. Friend: You man, here's some notes for you
You (after being handed 5 or 6 in a folder): Dude this looks like its gonna be a hard final.

by Zack A. July 29, 2008

Crib Notes

The notes you write for an open-note exam or quiz.

Billy does not take notes during class. Now that the teacher has announced an open-note exam, Billy has to spend the night making crib notes.

by Dalzig November 20, 2010

noted

bored, a state of feeling no excitment or energy, dull and uninteresting, feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity.

Ah, dude i'm so noted. Tryna chill?

by halighaliee May 23, 2009

Dually Noted

When something is justly noted, but also of, or pertaining to, multiple purposes.

Frank: "Hey, Jeff, your zipper is unzipped and your shoes are untied."
Jeff: "Dually noted, Frank."

by Mr. Condescending Douchebag September 27, 2011

chaldean notebook

an empty cigarette carton often used in party stores as material for writing on.

"Baba we need some cigarettes i'll make you a list to take to sam's club."
"Ok."

"Do we have any paper?"

"Here i gotta put the malboros up you can use this chaldean notebook when i done."

by ani iraqi August 2, 2011

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

notepad

a bizzare sexual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a 'post it' note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a vagina or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation

first guy:he has a notepad
second guy:he's called daryl
both:hah hah hah hah hah
both:big headed bastard!

by stoneth November 3, 2004