A cute play off of the "Lochness monster". A hotness monster is a man or woman who is sizzling and near unattainable. He/she is the royalty of hotness. (Origin: Ottawa, Canada)
by Jeanne August 26, 2004
Get the hotness monster mug.This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.
I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.
by Bryan April 18, 2005
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A small insect-like thing, with black skinny legs, fat pink body and christina aguilera's head. Seen by Cartman on South Park after he begins taking medication for his eyesight.
"Ah, amn I've been seeing these little pink Christina aguilera monsters all over the place."
"Whatever fatass"
"Whatever fatass"
by My name April 22, 2005
Get the christina aguliera monster mug.Little green and purple creatures, that run around and do crazy stuff. All they do is boom and drop acid all day, and the only way they can die is if they OD. They are Grown mostly in South America, and they dance all day long until they are full grown(they get about a foot tall). All they say is "KRICK" and nothing else unless you teach them.
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