methaging

What someone does when they're under the influence of crystal meth and using an instant messenger program. This is usually identified by copious usage of the "Enter" key.

Instant methaging with that jibtek warrior may mean the end of your mouse's scroll wheel.

by midgetspermbank February 24, 2010

meth

a drug use mainly by white people and mostly teens this drug wiLL make you lose evrything even your boobs an ass cuz that shiy will make you skinny asf

lets 9panhandle) aka ask for money money to buy some meth

by KWUKS818 June 8, 2017

mehst

A term used to define something a specific the epitome of mediocrity. Something so spectacularly noncommittal and average it can be described as the zenith of generic.

"This is the mehst sandwhich I have ever eaten," said Carl, utterly unimpressed but not particularly disgusted by his ham sandwich.

by Fayd'sNotFunny June 13, 2017

costa metha

A slang name for Costa Mesa, CA which has a large methamphetamine user population

There's tweakers everywhere in Costa Metha

by Ellyyybee February 22, 2017

Crystal Meth Train

•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.

Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"

Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."

by PEEN SWATTER September 5, 2021

Meth Tarts

A super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. Shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like Meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child's metabolic systems.

Sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.

*Note* Will probably be a class 1 controlled substance (much like Extacy) in the near future.

Little Andy has been bouncing on his bed like a Jack Russell Terrier for two hours straight, the influence of Meth Tarts is most obvious at this juncture.

My five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her Daddy fed her Meth Tarts again!

by Stoogin-Poogins August 7, 2006

Meth Mobile

A flat black 1984 Ford F-150 owned by "woody" with 35" tires that roll the mean streets of North West Arkansas. This vehicle is often seen with a Chain saw sheathed between the toolbox and the bed.

Big Red: "what the fuck is that horribly loud sound?"

Lil' Red: (while looking at the security camera in the living room) "It seems to be a large military assault vehicle in need of some restoration."
Big Red: "Dude! Grab my weights, that looks like woody's meth mobile."
Lil Red: (Grabbing them with "the claw".) "Where'd the AAA's go?!?!?!?"

by Lil Red. (feat. Woody) May 1, 2009