Fayd'sNotFunny's definitions

golden closet

When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.

I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.

by Fayd'sNotFunny December 7, 2016

mehst

A term used to define something a specific the epitome of mediocrity. Something so spectacularly noncommittal and average it can be described as the zenith of generic.

"This is the mehst sandwhich I have ever eaten," said Carl, utterly unimpressed but not particularly disgusted by his ham sandwich.

by Fayd'sNotFunny June 13, 2017