Definitions by Fayd'sNotFunny

mehst 

A term used to define something a specific the epitome of mediocrity. Something so spectacularly noncommittal and average it can be described as the zenith of generic.

"This is the mehst sandwhich I have ever eaten," said Carl, utterly unimpressed but not particularly disgusted by his ham sandwich.

mehst by Fayd'sNotFunny June 13, 2017

golden closet 

When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.

I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.

golden closet by Fayd'sNotFunny December 7, 2016