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Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.
Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.
by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012
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chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.
Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.
by Chocolate Body Massage Machine November 5, 2012
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Zandayyy Foot massage

In which, a child unleashes karate chops to your toes and ankle and then proceeds to suck them, The child is also known for selling feet pics

EG: Crafting Vegeto Feet pics
Give me the Zandayyy Foot massage Please

The Zandayyy Special gave Cam a boner
by ChazzaLovesSalt February 28, 2020
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Massage School Denial

When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.
She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.
by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010
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Bubblenut Massage

When you place your balls in a bowl of warm water and have your partner blow bubbles in it.
Give me a bubblenut massage bitch.
by Masaj Mirod January 29, 2009
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: ( | ) = monkey
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- o < = clappy smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign
by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004
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bomb massage

A "massage" that is so awesome that it blows your junk up.
Bob: Yo that chick gave me a bomb massage last night, my junk blew up all over the place
by bombdude February 22, 2011
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