solo massage

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.

Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.

by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003

Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.

Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.

by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010

Frontal Massage

A type of massage which involves kneading or rubbing the pectoral muscles and the abdomen area. Falls under the reflexology categorey and can be done to improve respiration and relaxation.

She gave him a frontal massage as they cuddled together on the couch.

by 1234567654321 November 16, 2007

sausage massage

A hand job.

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?

by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017

Somerset Massachusetts

The shitiest town you have ever been to, if I had to rate it on yelp I would give it -5 stars. The people are fake, snobby, and close minded. There is no diversity or jobs. Everyone pretends to be rich but they are poor and live in McMansions. It is seemingly forever aways from everything like Boston and providence. The town architecture is amazing though, with glorious cooling towers and beautiful abandon power plants. 1/2 the houses overlook the highway and the school system sucks as much as the polluted river the town sits next to and praises. I learned nothing in the school system because I was put into sped classes because there was no more room in the high level classes because 1/2 the kids parents call into the school to get their kids into higher classes, but I just call those kids “call in’s”. If you are stuck in this shitty town like I was I recommend applying for diman or Bristol Aggie.

Hey have you been to Somerset Massachusetts because I heard it’s real shitty.

by Hooooooolaamigooooooo February 25, 2019

weapons of mass deception

Imaginary weapons used to distract people from the truth.

Bush's weapons of mass deception are killing innocent civilians.

by g July 8, 2003

Sinner's Mass

This is the late Sunday afternoon mass attended by people who could not get up to attend a Sunday morning mass because of a night of partying. People usually run into their friends from the night before. Can end up being an ass-mass.

What a long night of partying. I will sleep it off and attend the Sinner's Mass later today. Maybe I will see Bob.

by dgeorg02 April 4, 2011