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Living My Best Life

A stupid phrase that is used, commonly on Instagram, to give the false reality that you can wake up and choose which "life" you want to live. Perhaps you want to be a lazy dog, or a human facing the challenge of whether to have avocado on toast or a green smoothie for breakfast. Either way, it's got to be the best (breakfast) life you could possibly be living.
Just posted a selfie, #Living My Best Life
by collegestruggles September 17, 2018
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half life 2

a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.
dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines
by alexander orlando December 11, 2007
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mums life

Used in a conversation to prove a point.
Bobby; My dog did a backflip today una
RS; Nah your chatting ****
Al-Wi; Truss, don't believe her
Bobby; mums life she did, the backflip was mad still.
by bobsR January 28, 2018
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Life isn't fair.

What people say to justify doing unfair things.
Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!
by GooD_WiLL November 3, 2011
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drug life

Lifestyle of someone whose activities are focused on drug dealing and/or substance use.
He has a felony and couldn't get a job, so he had to fall back to the drug life.

My frenemy flushed my pills down the toilet. She messing with my drug life.
by yes juanito yes January 23, 2015
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LifePartner

A life partner is a romantic or otherwise very close friend for life. The partners can be of the same or opposite sexes, married or unmarried, and monogamous or polyamorous.
Yoite and Miharu Rokujo are each others LifePartner
by Miharu Rokujo April 4, 2011
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Gacha Life

A game that horny 6 year olds use to make Not Safe For Work explicit content. The community is horrible and belong in hell. Because of the stupidity of these 6 year olds, Gacha Life might get deleted
Person 1: Hey, you got Gacha Life?

Person 2: yeah I made a video already!
Person 1: Lemme see it!
Person 1: watches it.

Person 2: So, what do you think.

Person 1: We’re not friends anymore.
by Gacha_life_definitions September 3, 2020
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