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Layered Like Pie

A sarcastic counter-expression used when someone has claimed that a person is "layered" – in the sense that while they might be bitter or sour on the outside, on the inside they're actually sweet. The expression refers to the idea that as with the pastry in question, while the top seems crusty and mean – and there might be some sweetness underneath – at the TRUE core of the person, they really ARE just crusty and mean. So the expression refers to someone who is truly rotten to the core, and that the sugar they throw out is merely a ploy to try to keep people from realizing this. Charismatic serial killers, or brutal tyrants, for example, are layered like pie.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.
Penny: At first I thought he was kind of cheesy–
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.

Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!
Layered Like Pie by Astrolounge January 16, 2010
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An awesome person, that is extremely beautiful, even though she may not think she is, she truly is a 9.5. Layali's tend to care for everyone, even if they aren't close. she is an awesome friend, and she makes friends easily. She has an amazing heart. Layali's tend to be amazing singers as well. She knows she can be happy without any man in her life, but there will be some guy out there that will make her even more happy. She truly is an amazing, beautiful angel

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Layali is an angel that that can sing too
Layali by swagking/sexy beast June 28, 2017
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Laying Hate 

The violence of action of emptying every magazine with every bit of ammunition you have towards the enemy or intended target.
We were locked and loaded and ready to lay some hate.

How about that firefight? We were seriously laying hate!
Laying Hate by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016
Layal is a beautiful kind lovely girl she is cute as fuck she is a sexy person when she loves someone she gets attracted to them she makes u laugh she is special unique childish sometimes and she is a risky girl
She is just a Layal
A Layal is the prettiest girl
Layal by Nancy mildan September 27, 2018
A Laycee is the best girl in the world! Once you see one become there friend immediately, because you will never find anyone better than her. SHE IS A SMART, PRETTY, NICE, GIRL WHO HAS MANY MORE QUALITIES!!!!!!! She is a girl who will always be there for even if the condition is not good. A Laycee is the BEST FRIEND you always want.
Girl: Can i be your friend please....

Laycee: Of course!
Laycee by CherryRayRay December 6, 2016
Laysa's are amazing, sweet, kind, loyal, funny, and cute people. Having someone named Laysa as a friend is a honor to have. They have so many great qualities and have such an amazing personality!
Person Hey Laysa!

Laysa Hi!

Person Can I talk to you about something that's bothering me? Laysa Sure! go ahead...

This is an example of their kindness

NOT TO MENTION HOW

Cute Loyal and Brave they are
Hi laysa !!
Laysa by Melando June 23, 2020

Lays Plastiqué la Moose 

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.