Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

by nobodycantellhehehe April 18, 2021

The Last Supper

The Last Supper is the last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “The Last Supper” was the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has simply been transfered to common person's vocabulary

Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me"
Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure."

by Master Apps July 27, 2008

The Last Great Console

Phillips CDI.

The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!

by Qbert March 19, 2004

last slice of pizza

a man finishing the sexual act...

I jerked my boyfriend off, but he was tired, so he didn't have the last slice of pizza

by pizza eater May 13, 2003

last name wood

if you have this last name your an all around great guy! you sweet, cute and get lots of ladys

whos that? ----- wood

hes cute

last name wood

by MZSanta October 5, 2020

Obama’s last name

There are many assumptional last names for the former president of the United States of America, Mr. Obama. It is a “controversial” meme that is quite funny, in my opinion.

Some guy that is genuinely curious: Hello there, I have a question. What is Obama’s last name?
The whole internet:

*breathes in*
That curious guy:
😳🚶 ♂️

by bigsmallbrain October 7, 2019

Last Power Bar

That point in the day or event where you feel completely exhausted and cannot continue without the need of an adult beverage, the threat of constant complaining or the complete collapse of your will to live. A reference to the battery life of a cell phone.

After six hours of walking around Disneyland I was on my "last power bar", but I knew Space Mountain was all we had left so I powered thru the pain.

by Azrag February 22, 2014