Kyle

A squeaky mf no matter how hard they hit puberty they will be amazingly squeaky like unbelievably squeaky.

*Group chat texting*
Kyles voice message: hey guys wanna go out on our bikes.”
Everyone: shut the fuck up you squeaky mf.”

by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019

Kylee

A beautiful goddess like girl/woman that is usually popular and is usually white. She is like a tiger, fierce but then like a bunny, innocent... no one knows her true self though, she is a mystery but also a Ms.Steal-your-man and she is sassy as ever

Have you seen kylee?!?!
Yeah, she was hot

by Unknown_mystery_girl April 20, 2019

kyle

A Taco Bell Surfer.

Stop Kyle your going to do something dumb

by BadderLyric7 May 8, 2019

Kyle

The opposite of a carry.

Did you guys see that Zed bot? He was a total Kyle.

by TheEnchanterTim May 17, 2019

Kyle

A total prick, no doubt about it.

dude 1: did you see that prick over there?
dude 2: yeah, he's such a Kyle.

by Split Venom May 29, 2019

Kyle

A douchebag guy. Kyle embodies the generic white male, addicted to monster energy drinks, Newport cigarettes, cheap snap back hat (typically with a monster energy symbol), most likely living with his parents or his homies because he doesn’t have a job, posts rap lyrics about pulling guns on people & taking his rage at minor inconveniences out on drywall because that won’t hurt his hands.

"God I want a Monster right now so bad it makes me so angry"
"Kyle no!!! We've already replaced the drywall three times this month!!"

by Bones95 June 11, 2019

Kyle

A God-dam Wannabe spellslinger that wants to learn magic but doesn't deserve to because he sucks

Wizard 1: Hey should I show Kyle a spell?
Wizard 2: No way! Kyle's a loser

by Definitely not a wizard June 21, 2019