jewish sword fight (n)

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.

chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight

by greg February 12, 2005

Jebus

A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations

"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"

by Zente June 9, 2005

Uncomfortably Jewish

A term used to describe an awkward situation in which a person of Jewish heritage fails in his/her attempt to actively participate in a discussion on pop culture. Since most Jews are out of touch with issues like athletics, music, and entertainment, they typically will use older slang or urban references in their attempt to fit in.

When Jonah descrived Lil Wayne as "all that and a bag of chips," he created an uncomfortably Jewish enviornment for all involved in our conversation

by tactrash October 23, 2008

jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006

Jewish Tourettes

When something a jew really wants to buy but when he sees the price he freaks out and goes into cardiac arrest and dies.

chaz had jewish tourettes when he saw that the bread went up 50 cents.

by s.r.c.m October 12, 2009

jebster

the term used by one's girlfriend as a nickname for one's cock

"I want to see jebster, I miss him!"

by AlwaysSearching July 30, 2007

jewish monkey

someone who is not quite polite to one.

<guy>yo, so did you see that one guy last night at the party?
<other guy>i dont know, was it the annoying one?
<guy>yeah, he is such a jewish monkey.
<other guy>hells yeah

by damion February 21, 2005