humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006

Humpity 

A person or animal who humps compulsively for a period of time.

The dog was so excited he got all humpity on me.

Humpity by CateStar November 22, 2018

humping 

Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulated arousal and oral pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.

He started humping her to prepare his libido for their big intimate session together!

humping by playitcool_dave November 13, 2020

Humpalicious 

Someone that you find extremely attractive. A person you want to "hump" is humpalicious. You call a person humpalicious that you think is hot.

Girl 1: "Oh My God!!! That guy over there is really hot!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"

Humpalicious by **ViCiOuS** October 26, 2010

Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.

Humpty Trumpty by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

The humpinator 

The humpinator try to hump everything in sight

The humpinator is hobos

The humpinator by Kingofdick August 24, 2019

Der Humpink 

A somewhat autobiographical film starring Christoph Waltz that delivers a deep message of how we all need to hump along with one another.

Christoph: (points to telephone) Der humpink! (air humps telephone; telephone proceeds to gain a pink bow on top of it)

Der Humpink by Theexperience13 April 24, 2010