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Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.
Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.
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Gordon Freeman

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"
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Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
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Grodies is a word to describe something yucky , gross, and immature
Jamal- I'm currently drinking from my piss cup
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gordon

a mother fucker who always argue with you. Give negative feedback all the times and is your pain in the ass.
look at that fucking gordon. all you cooked is shit.
by such a fucking random gay November 21, 2021
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Gordon

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet, they have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most of the time Gordons are mainly Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons and they are the most loyal person ever.
Person 1: Look everybody it's Gordon, the Chad!

Girls: He is so handsome
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Gordon

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet they are hansome and have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most Gordons are Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons they are the most loyal person ever. Gordons can be the greatest person ever or you will run for you life if you challenge them. They love dogs more than people.
Person1: Look everyone it's Gordon!

Girls: He is so handsome and tall
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