Wop Grease

The unfortunate practice in a video game, usually a platform game, where the character you're controlling can make a jump no problem, but lands and somehow slips off into the abyss. Gets its name from being introduced in Super Mario Brothers, as you character is an Italian plumber and the stereotype that Italians are very greasy

I would've beaten World 8-1 no problem, but Mario slipped on his wop grease making that one jump and I lost my last life.

by wolfpacleader1986 October 21, 2008

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Portugese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion.

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating like Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 16, 2010

The Great Unwiped

The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.

Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.

Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.

Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.

Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.

Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.

by Symphonion October 13, 2011

Great Expectorations

A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").

"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"

by Anonymous January 30, 2005

the great unwashed

the working class masses

Corporations fear the day that the great unwashed will throw of the shackles of consumerism and ever increasing debt and focus on more imporant endeavours such as their health, family and friends.

by etticosmassic September 20, 2005

greased elbow

The act of applying lubrication on the inside of you're elbow and using it to masterbate.

Mom: Oh Dear what are you doing.
Son: Its called the greased elbow, dad taught me.

by The Brown Kind January 27, 2008

Nino Greasemanelli

Syndicated shock-jock. Enormously irreverent and funny. Frequent use of double entendres, most of which are his own.

See: www.greaseman.org

Estelle ya pig ya, love Nino Greasmanelli

by chiggley December 2, 2004