Foater

Someone who is neither active nor passive.
Sloth like.

“Typical foater.”
“That guy is a total foater.”

by John Atkinson November 17, 2019

Farterize

The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.

I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.

by Lucius Atkinson November 25, 2019

Fartedo

A piece of feces that is expelled from the anus when passing gas.

I had to change my underwear after a huge fartedo in biology class today.

by Dok December 29, 2019

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

farters day

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement

Happy Farters day

by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020

Fate

When Kayla found the Reebok sneakers she wanted on sale for $50 with only her size left in stock

I had to buy them it was fate

by peanut butter melly August 29, 2020

Fates

A very fat and large kid that eats very healthy. As well just sits and plays a video game all day without exercise. Also abuses drugs and steals from parents not caring about their future. Also acts very ghetto to portray an image and wants to fight everyone that says something

“Aye that boy fates need to get if the game now quiet playin or ima klip you”

by YungChopU September 15, 2020