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Fair Emuff

When accepting defeat in a conversation. Ali G style izzle.
Julie-"Hey stop fuckin Naomi Cambell shes a dog"
Ali-"Fair emuff" (fair enough)
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fair igloo

i)The phrase "fair igloo" is an alternative way of saying the more common and respected phrase "fair enough". It can be used in a way to emphasise the fact that you are being ironic, showing that you do not think it is "fair enough".
ii)Though it can also be used to express the opposite of being "as hard as nails" to show weediness, pussyish behaviour and all round weakness.
Pronounced: fare-y-gloo
i) Bob : "Fecking furfag; go and eat some fur!"
Carl: "Ah so that is what you think of me is it? Fair igloo, there is some nice fur waiting to be nibbled on just outside my door!"
ii) Bob: "For cocks sake Carl, your about as tough as fair igloo!"
by b_wild December 24, 2006
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failee

someone who fails at everything. Or someone who has committed an überfail or faiola
Employee: Sir I poured toxic waste over everything because I tripped.
The Boss: You failed. You failed everything you are a failee
by the grim failer July 5, 2009
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fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.
Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.
by scottyisahotty August 22, 2010
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Failed abortion

A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word
Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally
by BrettTEM May 20, 2019
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fairclough

A common surname in the rubbish Chorley area.

People with this surname have the IQ of a penguin on LSD, and also, rather embarassingly, the male members of this family have negligible genitalia.

They also have a very poor ability to define plurals in their own language.
Hey, cross the street, there's a fairclough!
by Pheever February 21, 2009
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That's Fair

1.The phrase used at the end of an argument between one or more people who know that they are talking about and one person that doesn't but still tries to convince everyone he is right. the argument, usually involving politics or religion, ends with the person or people who know what the are talking about saying "that's fair" to subtly call the other person involved a dumb ass.

2. a phrase used a lot by attorneys and others in the Law profession while discussing various aspects of a case. Mostly used to respectfully call a fellow stupid, or a dumb ass
Al: well you guys are wrong moses took all those animals on the ark because he liked them he left all the ones he hated.

Bob: That's fair, but Noah had the ark not moses.
by DoctaMayne January 27, 2011
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